free-falling

Photo 16 May

Time now: 1016, tired to the max, sweating like mad.

Insane day with so many ups and downs omfg 8D Okay I was telling Shirley that everytime I write such recounts and stuff, I’m always slightly burdened. Cos of people like yuxian who writes hilarious recounts, so I’m burdened to be funny too T^T (which I’m usually not) Okay so here goes..

(I KNOW RIGHT. GOSH I’M SUCH A WITTY AND HUMOROUS PERSON PEOPLE ENJOY HANGING OUT WITH ME AND MY WIT)

This morning I woke up (HAHA WTH THIS IS A BORING START ALREADY!!) EARLY cos yuxian force me to go school earlier to celebrate w a cake in order to make up for the lack of celebration on the day itself. Saw the messages in my phone and I saw the yuxian one which was like “hello stupid bff (WHO INSULTS PPL LIKE IN THE FIRST SENTENCE OF THE BIRTHDAY MESSAGE! Want insult also wait until last line or something right!)” then something like check tumblr for her online gift. THEN AWWW SO MANY MANY SEUNGRI GIFs AND PHOTOS SO ADORABLE ASDFGHJKLASDFGHJK. Yay made my morning happy and bright. Then left for school so tiredly (lol) and met with Shirley and yuxian.

HAHAHAHAHA it’s a die-hard habit to insult you LMAO BUT THE POSTS MADE UP FOR IT. And someone tumblr-asked me if I was a VIP -_- If it’s you or sharlene, better own up now.

Reached school and went to hostel canteen cos I didn’t want them to celebrate in the school canteen and sing birthday song cos its embarrassing. LOL and they bought this ADORABLE mousey slice of cake, I swear its cute and adorable okay!!!!!! Thanks, Shirley’s dad! So funny cos Shirley specifically told her dad to get a cute cake and he bought the mousey cake (WHICH IS CUTE) and then shirley, Abigail and yuxian were all doubling over in laughter when they saw it -.- And sang an awkward birthday song haha! Then yuxian passed me this envelope and was like nah your birthday card. Then she looked at Abigail and Shirley and went like where are your cards!? Then they were like sheepishly (?) haha haven’t do finish, pass you tomorrow LOL. I was like expected since we’re all procrastinators LOL. Then yuxian forced me to open her card and it was OMG! SO AWESOME. ALICIA IN THE ALIVE FONT OMFG!!!!!!!!!! SO BLOODY NICE AND CREATIVE, will post photos soon. And I was like wowww so pretty thanks~ then I flipped around and saw wah why the message so short (okay I started feeling abit weird from here but it passed v quickly LOL cos I was just thinking how come yuxian will write such a short note since she’s usually super long-winded LOL). Then I beheaded the mousey and ate some whipped cream and brought the half-eaten cake to assembly.

SERIOUSLY WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ONE MAKING SO MUCH EFFORT, abigail and shirley really disappointed me LMAO. My supposedly-cui card turned out to be so awesome omfg i’m so proud of my creativity.
I AM SO CREATIVE! btw nobody else thinks that the mouse is cute. it’s too real to be cute. HAHAHAHAHA and I laugh at your last line whenever I read it LMAO HAHAHAHA you say it so calmly, as if you behead mice everyday.

So throughout the day, people wished me happy birthday and I was like yay thanks :3 Okay but I had to mention that I was a TAD BIT disappointed cos its like OKAY MORNING SURPRISE TADAH END NOTHING NADA NO MORE. LOL then I was like telling myself s’okay man tomorrow’s surprise + present will be awesomezxc cos yuxian say the gift which is supposed to reach last Saturday will only reach this afternoon so -_____________________- no present today. So the whole day just passed, rather painfully since I was having cramps. Then second break, hsiaotien jerian jiajin gave me their gifts! (photos up later) and I was like YAYYYY second gift of the day LMFAO (I REALLY HAVE NO FRIENDS). So I became a little happier. I remember telling ht how I have no friends and I’m going home after school LOL FML.

So happy we succeeded in slightly FML-ing your day HAHAHAHA

Then wenting messaged me to say she wants to pass me something and I was like YAY THIRD GIFT YAY IN MY HEART LMFAO. And she said meet after school and I was like okay hehe (: soooooo geog lesson last lesson, ended at 3, stayed in the geog room and had to wait for wenting to come down. I was like SO FREAKING DRAINED AND TIRED. Made arrangements to meet solarity minus Amelia for a short gathering after school so had to wait for yantong/weiying to be released at 3.30~ But weiying had some meeting so she’s like super late so me wenhui and yantong left first for KFC (omg unhealthy fooddddd). Talked abit and complained and stuff then weiying came. Nua around somemore and walked around, went with weiying to get some finger food before going home w wenhui.

AND THEN at the train station, I received a call from my sis asking me where I was and who I’m with. And I was like HUHHHHHHHH and started suspecting and speculating. I WAS LIKE OMG IS MY SIS GONNA SURPRISE ME AT HOME W A CUP OF PUDDING MILK TEA AHHHHHHH. ROFL. And so reached home finallyyyyyyyyy. And was like eh why my sis shoes not outside hmm, did I reach home before her. Then entered the house aimlessly and so tiredly lol. Saw my grandma and maid and somehow walked to th room….

I have no idea how to respond to this. SERIOUSLY, A SURPRISE PUDDING MILK TEA WTF LMAO ONLY YOU WILL EXPECT THAT. If it was me = alarm bells going off everywhere loudly in my head, and this only further proves the theory that all younger sisters help to screw up surprises HAHAHA. *hi-5*

AND SAW HAPPY BDAY ON THE CLOSED DOOR. LMFAO. I WAS LIKE HUH, THEN my grandma was like ah, 美吗? 我跟女佣粘的！Then I was LOL and I was STILL suspecting my sis inside lmfao. Then I knocked and I heard CHAN YUXIAN’S VOICE. AND I WAS LIKE STUNNED AND STARTED LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY. Then I heard Abigail and Shirley and I was HAHAHAHA WTH HAHAHAHHA /doubling over w laughter and laughing till I can’t speak/ and the stupid girls don’t let me in. So they went like please guess some 5 syllables password (that’s the hint, how ridiculous and general is that ROFL).

Time now: 0611, just showered, very hot -.-

Okay and so the 5 syllables password, I was like “I love BigBang” (LOL 4 syllables I know), “I love chan yu xian” and some random lame stuff. And they were like its related to your present! So I know its BigBang but its like so broad and general how am I supposed to guess -.- Okay anw yuxian came out and made me do wushu WTH and videoed oh goodness. And then they made me count to erm 5, or is it 10, I forgot, then I went in and then WAH BALLOOOOOOOONS AND STREAMERS AND CAKEEEEEEEEEE. Hehe. YES yuxian, I know you blew every single 7 balloons~ I love the heart-shaped ones hah. Awesome decorated room hehehehe. And then they made me sit on the chair, told me the present is in one of the drawers and made me guess where the present was. And I saw the 3 plastic bags under the table, I THOUGHT IM SUPPOSED TO GUESS WHICH BAG MY PRESENT IS IN LOLOL, turns out its their shoes HAHA EPIC. Okay then LMFAO I GUESSED RIGHT THE FIRST TIME I AM SO AWESOME, we are telepathic yuxian. Wrapped up in newspaper (LIKE HOW WE WRAPPED YUXIAN’S ALBUM THE LAST TIME LOL, STEAL IDEAS! HAHAH) and I had to upwrap all the layers~ and they kept telling me its fragile and to be careful and I was like HUH GLASS?! LOL then open and saw SNSD THE BOYS ALBUM AND I WAS LIKE WTF?!??! I wanted to do something mean to it (SORRY TSEYIN HAHAHA) but they were like OMG OMG BE CAREFUL LMFAO. And then opened and saw sunny photocard, wanted to throw LOL. I SWEAR I TOLD THEY SERIOUSLY BOUGHT IT FOR ME, I WAS LIKE WONDERING WHAT THE HECK I WOULD DO WITH IT GOODNESS. Then there’s this CD thingy inside labeled 14/05/2012. And I was like oooooh then took out the CD and then the CD case miraculously and swiftly disappeared for the rest of the day LOL IDEK WHERE IT WENT.

HAHAHAHA ” miraculously and swiftly disappeared “ or someone who really thought it was her present, you’re amazingly nonchalent about the disappearance of it HAHAHAHA. and the italicised parts are the ones you got wrong because: YOU DID DO SOMETHING MEAN TO IT, AND YOU NOT ONLY WANTED TO THROW THE CARD, BUT YOU DID THROW IT HAHAHA. Additionally, you sat down on the chair yourself, who cares about whether you want to sit or stand HAHAHA. and I did not steal your ideas WTF i bet newspaper giftwrap was invented since the birth of newspaper stupid girl. I’m an amazing balloon-blower, should make a career out of it.

Then I had to shower /anti-climax/ lol, speedy shower and came out w crappy hair. They had the laptop on standby with the CD and I was superrrrr curious. They like to give me CDs for my birthdays idk why LOL.

GUESS WHAT. I saw the first erm scene and I was like OMG BLUE, AND THEN A SPLIT SECOND LATER I REALIZED IT WAS BAD BOY. T^T IMMA BAD VIP.. Haha anyway FREAKING AWESOME PARODY OF BAD BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS LIKE SQUEALING AND LAUGHING LIKE MAD THROUGHOUT THE VIDEO. Abigail, you made an awesome GD, no joke. Lmfao and Shirley had that blue cap on, which was supposed to represent TOP, or so I thought, but in the end, “Daesung” (or someone I forgot) also had the blue hat LOL. And that hat flipping and throwing and playing thing was FREAKING HILARIOUS. LOL. And the behind-the-scenes were seriously DAEBAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK hahahahhaha. Seriously yall are the best. Heard they wanted to get my (limited number of) friends, about 9, to do a mega parody but it didn’t work out ): BUT ITZ OKAY I LOVE YALL ALL THE SAME. BAD BOY WAS JJANG! YALL SHOULD HAVE JOINED THE BIGBANG COVER CONTEST HAHAHAHAHA.

Please credit me properly, because I did the hat-throwing stuff and I SWEAR I REALLY THINK I MADE A PRETTY DAMN COOL TAEYANG. and glad you acknowledge your lack of friends HAHAHA.

And after that, was gonna pack and stuff I think, then they realized I haven’t received my real gift LMFAO I forgot as well. And then they made me find it again, on the top bunk of the bed. WRAPPED IN NEWSPAPERS (AGAIN), with an adorable GD photo stuck on it (LIKE HOW I STUCK HEADLESS BIGBANG ON YUXIAN’S GIFT LOL) and had to unwrap. LOL it was so funny cos I totally guessed that they wrapped that moldy box (that I gave yuxian) back in (RECYCLE IDEAS AGAIN!) LOL. THEN there were like 5 slips of photos inside, BIGBANG WAHAHA, and there were words behind which was supposed to form “you can have this box back”, and the awesome me trolled them and arranged it as “this box can have you back” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

HAHAHA I knew you’d expect it HAHAHA that mouldy box’s going to be recycled for all birthdays in future HAHAHAHA talk about being environmentally-friendly. AND ACTUALLY, YOUR TROLLING WAS ANNOYINGLY HILARIOUS.

Uhhuh and GUESS WHAT. BIGBANG ALIVE JAP VER OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG FREAKING AWESOME cos the photos for the jap album are much more awesome and there’s ego and feeling OMGGG AND DVD OF MAKINGS OF MV OMGGGG I hope there are subs, or Abigail, you’re gonna be my live translator :3 Received the (real and) SUPER PRETTY cards! Haha lovely lovely.

Yup, so packed up for real and left for dinner at clement mall. Burger kinggggggg! Bugged them to tell me the entire plot on the way there and I was like MINDBLOWN. I am so freaking blur LMFAO.

Glad you know your blur-ness dear. and ” SUPER PRETTY cards” is a major understatement to my card, it was fucking damn pretty okay, i spent saturday night all the way till 2am to do it. no exaggerating I swear.

Turns out yuxian planned this way before, and liaised with my sister.

Turns out the reason why wenting and Amanda took so long to reach the geog room was to drag time also, and lmfao jerian and jj’s cui attempt to keep me in the geog room for as long as possible- chatting with mr ng LOL.

Turns out the reason why solarity minus Amelia still accompanied me to JP to grab food was to stall for time. The funniest thing was weiying still had to go grab some random food to eat WHEN SHE DOESN’T EVEN FEEL LIKE EATING, just to stall time at JP LMFAO. And they keep saying they thought I would suspect.. which I did for like twice only and I totally forgot about my suspicions after 5 minutes LOL

单纯的人最幸福, 好吗!! :3 IMMA BLESSED GIRL WITH FEW BUT MOST AWESOME FRIENDS EVER! QUALITY OVER QUANTITY HAHAHA

Not like chan yuxian, who suspected every single thing GOODNESS!

Fine, so I’m a paranoid kid. But it also means that I’m prepared for anything and everything HAHA.

Seriously haha best freaking birthday surprise EVARRRRR. Being 18 is A-W-E-S-O-M-E haha! Minus the studying and stress though ^^ 生日快乐:)

THANKS GIRLS Y’ALL ARE THE BEST BEST BESTEST :3 LOVE YALL FOREVER!

/must start planning for abigail and shirley’s birthdays LOL/

OH and I realized I had a status upgrade from Miss VIP to Mrs VVIP LMFAO thanks yuxian.

SORRY THAT STATUS WAS INSTANTLY RETRACTED AFTER END OF 14/04/2012 ALONG WITH MY NICE-NESS HAHAHAHA KIDDING.

Backtrack a little: I still remember Yuxian they all and Weiying they all double book me on Tuesday cos that’s the only freaking day that they’re all free goodness!!! Yall can’t imagine how freaking torn I was lar!!!!! Ugh guilt tripping huh.